Friday, August 13, 2004
yeast in the fridge, and a plan in my head.
heather mentioned
how amusing it would be
if axl rose
really did
break down and cry
as he threatens in sweet child o' mine.
a song,
i am informed by hallam fm,
that is a 'workplace anthem' -
nice to know.
idea for channel 5:
cock idol.
a panel of judges featuring
Adam [aka seymour butts off Porn: A Family Business]
Jenna Jameson
Snoop Dogg
and my ex-housemate, mike.
a willing slag is then subjected to
'auditions'
who are then given a performance breakdown.
i can see the shitty indian elvis' spoffing in their
calvins
when they see a gaping twunt.
how amusing it would be
if axl rose
really did
break down and cry
as he threatens in sweet child o' mine.
a song,
i am informed by hallam fm,
that is a 'workplace anthem' -
nice to know.
idea for channel 5:
cock idol.
a panel of judges featuring
Adam [aka seymour butts off Porn: A Family Business]
Jenna Jameson
Snoop Dogg
and my ex-housemate, mike.
a willing slag is then subjected to
'auditions'
who are then given a performance breakdown.
i can see the shitty indian elvis' spoffing in their
calvins
when they see a gaping twunt.
Saturday, August 07, 2004
growing up in public
i am 21,
i have been thinking of leaving the world
of juvi livejournals,
or at least holidaying in the blogosphere:
so i have started this one.
i doubt i will update on it very often,
or even apply interesting words to it,
but it is here, and easy to do.
oovuf, welcome.
i have been thinking of leaving the world
of juvi livejournals,
or at least holidaying in the blogosphere:
so i have started this one.
i doubt i will update on it very often,
or even apply interesting words to it,
but it is here, and easy to do.
oovuf, welcome.
